Me: Honey, turn over. I’m having trouble sleeping and you’re snoring.
Husband: Wha??
Me: Turn over. You’re snoring.
Husband (attempting to scoop me up like a baby): It’s ok, sweet boy. Go back to sleep.
Me: Honey, I’m not Max.
Husband: What?
Me: I’m not Max.
Husband: OK. (Goes back to sleep.)
Me: Why didn’t I just let him scoop me up?
Husband remembers nothing of this the next morning. Isn’t he sweet? He’s so nurturing, even when he’s sound asleep.
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